Please excuse my language. The Housewife is pissed off.
I’ve been holding off on posting about my douchecanoe neighbors. Not anymore. Here is a letter to my cuntnugget neighbors. (Excuse my language. I don’t typically speak like that. I’m so heated even that banana split I ate isn’t cooling me off.)
So I’m sure everyone remembers the tragedy last year at the zoo.
You know when the mom held her toddler up on a fence and he fell in and was mauled to death.
awesome family is really doing something absolutely ridiculous.
I’m sure everyone has heard about the three women and 1 child that were found in that nutjob’s house in Clevland, Ohio.
So I saw an article posted on my Facebook wall. Someone doesn’t like fat chicks!
Okay, I have sensitive skin. Super sensitive. It’s the only thing about me that is sensitive.
I hate it. I have to watch everything that touches me otherwise….well….I turn into Violet Beauregarde.
Yes, you read that headline correctly.
Today, December 12, 2012 is Wiz Khalifa day.
I was embarrassed to be a Pittsburgher. I still am at the moment. Perhaps I can go to just “The Housewife”…
So the crazies in Pittsburgh are at it again.
They are REALLY at it.
I love Pittsburgh. I grew up in the suburbs, and now live just a few miles away from Downtown.
I never thought of Pittsburgh as a dangerous city. It’s Pittsburgh. I mean come on.
Well, that is starting to change.
Seriously this really bugs me. I hate it when people call me kid.
There’s one simple reason for it…
I’m not a fan of religious nut balls. Not at all.
I’m also married to a Marine.
Can you guess who I hate?