Stop eating that candy you fat ass!


I try to stay out of the politics talks. I’ll sign petitions, vote and what not, but care to not discuss it since people turn into raging assholes when discussing politics.

Today, I’m just pissed at the Obama’s like 90% of America.

Why? Well, because apparently we can’t make our own decisions about what to eat.

I love chocolate. I really do. Occasionally I will indulge in a king sized candy bar.

Not anymore. Apparently Mr. Obama’s asshole wife decided that they’re not good for you, so she’s banned them. SHE BANNED F*CKING CANDY BARS.

I’m a registered Republican. Yes, I AM A REPUBLICAN. Well, registered. But more libertarian. Since there is no “libertarian” party…Republican was the better of two evils. I believe that the smaller the government, the better. I believe the government needs to stay out of our lives and run the government…not what we f*cking eat. I like salt, I like candy, I like fattening foods. What makes these  assholes in the White House think they can control what I put in my body?

I can honestly say I am anxiously awaiting November. I will be at the ballots in November to vote. Can you guess who I am NOT voting for?

Honestly, Obama is the biggest mistake America has ever made. (No, I did not vote for him.) He’s spent more money in the past 3 1/2 years than any other president did in their entire term. He’s been an embarrassment and has gone WAY over what a president should. Him AND his nosy wife.

Come November, let those pathetic excuses for Americans (The Obama’s) know that we are SICK and TIRED of them intruding in our lives. We’re SICK and TIRED of them controlling what we eat. Let them know we are SICK and TIRED of them trying to turn our country into a socialist society.

WE ARE NOT SOCIALIST. CAPITALISM IS GOOD. (No, I’m not rich, but I also don’t think it’s fair to punish the rich for working their butts off to get what they have.)

I know a lot of people won’t agree with me and believe that whole b.s. of share the wealth is a good idea, but seriously it’s not. Think about it, if you were the one who worked hard all your life to get that money and then had some guy (who is also making tons of money and not giving it away) tell you to give it away, how would you feel?

Do you want more money and better things? Then go out and work for it! Go to college, get a degree, get a better job and quit expecting hand outs.

That’s the great thing about America, you have the opportunity to make a better life for yourself. You have that opportunity to either work your way up to a position where you are making a lot of money or starting your own business. Stop expecting things to be handed to you. Stop thinking that you are owed something. Because guess what, you’re not. Nobody is owed a single thing.

Stop with the excuses on why you can’t do something. The only thing standing in your way, is yourself. And now the government.

Our founding fathers are probably rolling in their graves because of the state of our country.

The country is heading towards Demolition Man. Never seen the movie? Go watch it. That’s what America is going to end up like if shit keeps going the way it is. I don’t want a world like that. It will suck. Seriously…it really suck.

Okay, so this may not be a “government mandate” yet, but it doesn’t change the fact this woman has gone WAY over the line when it comes to her anti-obesity campaign. She needs to stop.

And also, last time I checked we did still live in America. I’m allowed to have my own opinion whether someone agrees with it or not. If you don’t agree, well, oh well. I don’t like the Obama’s and I am keeping my fingers crossed he’s voted out of office.

Also, sorry for the asterisked f bombs. I tend to get a little testy when someone messes with my chocolate.

AND I WANT MY KING SIZED CANDY BARS BACK DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rant over.

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